Janine Annett https://www.janineannett.com/ I write stuff. Thu, 31 Aug 2017 17:13:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://i0.wp.com/www.janineannett.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/cropped-Letter-J.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Janine Annett https://www.janineannett.com/ 32 32 66201232 How to Log In to the Student Portal on McSweeney’s https://www.janineannett.com/2017/08/31/how-to-log-in-to-the-student-portal-on-mcsweeneys/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-to-log-in-to-the-student-portal-on-mcsweeneys Thu, 31 Aug 2017 17:13:44 +0000 https://www.janineannett.com/?p=538 I’m delighted to be back on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency today with “How to Log In to the Student Portal“.    

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I’m delighted to be back on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency today with “How to Log In to the Student Portal“.

 

 

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]]> 538 How My Son Picked Out My New ‘Best Friend’ in the NY Times https://www.janineannett.com/2017/07/21/how-my-son-picked-out-my-new-best-friend-in-the-ny-times/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-my-son-picked-out-my-new-best-friend-in-the-ny-times Fri, 21 Jul 2017 12:48:30 +0000 https://www.janineannett.com/?p=522 I am thrilled to share my debut in the New York Times in the “Well Family Ties” column with my essay “How My Son Picked Out My New ‘Best Friend‘.”  

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I am thrilled to share my debut in the New York Times in the “Well Family Ties” column with my essay “How My Son Picked Out My New ‘Best Friend‘.”

 

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]]> 522 “I Am Breaking Up With My Pants” https://www.janineannett.com/2017/06/09/i-am-breaking-up-with-my-pants/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-am-breaking-up-with-my-pants Fri, 09 Jun 2017 18:25:44 +0000 https://www.janineannett.com/?p=509 Today, I’m on Blunt Moms with my humor piece “I Am Breaking Up With My Pants.”  

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Today, I’m on Blunt Moms with my humor piece “I Am Breaking Up With My Pants.”

 

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]]> 509 A Germophobe’s Guide to Public Restrooms https://www.janineannett.com/2017/05/23/a-germophobes-guide-to-public-restrooms/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-germophobes-guide-to-public-restrooms Tue, 23 May 2017 14:01:02 +0000 https://www.janineannett.com/?p=491 I’m on Healthline.com with a guide to the best ways to avoid germs in public restrooms.  

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I’m on Healthline.com with a guide to the best ways to avoid germs in public restrooms.

 

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]]> 491 I followed every piece of advice people gave me for a week. Here’s what happened. https://www.janineannett.com/2017/05/21/i-followed-every-piece-of-advice-people-gave-me-for-a-week-heres-what-happened/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-followed-every-piece-of-advice-people-gave-me-for-a-week-heres-what-happened Sun, 21 May 2017 13:39:10 +0000 https://www.janineannett.com/?p=478 I’m happy to be on the Headspace blog today with my tale of what happened when I followed others’ advice for a week. I followed every piece of advice people gave me for a week. Here’s what happened.

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I’m happy to be on the Headspace blog today with my tale of what happened when I followed others’ advice for a week.

I followed every piece of advice people gave me for a week. Here’s what happened.

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]]> 478 May the Fourth Be With You https://www.janineannett.com/2017/05/04/may-the-fourth-be-with-you/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=may-the-fourth-be-with-you Thu, 04 May 2017 12:40:49 +0000 https://www.janineannett.com/?p=470 Today, I’m on the new humor website the Haven with “A Memo to the Galactic Empire’s HR Department“.

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Today, I’m on the new humor website the Haven with “A Memo to the Galactic Empire’s HR Department“.

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]]> 470 “Breaking Up With Sephora” on The Billfold https://www.janineannett.com/2017/04/27/breaking-up-with-sephora-on-the-billfold/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=breaking-up-with-sephora-on-the-billfold Thu, 27 Apr 2017 17:23:41 +0000 https://www.janineannett.com/?p=465 I’m happy to have my debut on The Billfold with “Breaking Up With Sephora” (sorry, Sephora).    

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I’m happy to have my debut on The Billfold with “Breaking Up With Sephora” (sorry, Sephora).

 

 

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]]> 465 “Autocorrect Fail or Russian Phone Hack?” on Bullshit.Ist https://www.janineannett.com/2017/03/09/autocorrect-fail-or-russian-phone-hack-on-bullshit-ist/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=autocorrect-fail-or-russian-phone-hack-on-bullshit-ist Thu, 09 Mar 2017 20:47:33 +0000 https://www.janineannett.com/?p=451 I’m back on the website Bullshit.Ist with a brief satire, “Autocorrect Fail or Russian Phone Hack?”  

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I’m back on the website Bullshit.Ist with a brief satire, “Autocorrect Fail or Russian Phone Hack?”

 

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]]> 451 “Welcome to the Donald Trump Management School” on Slackjaw https://www.janineannett.com/2017/03/02/welcome-to-the-donald-trump-management-school-on-slackjaw/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=welcome-to-the-donald-trump-management-school-on-slackjaw Thu, 02 Mar 2017 11:52:49 +0000 https://www.janineannett.com/?p=397 I’ve got a satire up now on the website Slackjaw – it’s called “Welcome to the Donald Trump Management School“.  

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I’ve got a satire up now on the website Slackjaw – it’s called “Welcome to the Donald Trump Management School“.

 

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]]> 397 “I’m Sorry for Existing” https://www.janineannett.com/2017/02/15/im-sorry-for-existing/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=im-sorry-for-existing Wed, 15 Feb 2017 14:46:11 +0000 https://www.janineannett.com/?p=393 I’m very excited to be part of the new humor website The Belladonna with my humor piece “I’m Sorry for Existing“.

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I’m very excited to be part of the new humor website The Belladonna with my humor piece “I’m Sorry for Existing“.

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